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Daily Itinerary for the Person I Am NotThe person I am not finishes work early, but hangs around the office for an additional hour just to “see if anyone needs anything.” Powered by WPeMatico https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and […]

More Facts About PossumsThat autofill password thing that pops up and just takes care of entering it for you? Possums invented that. Humans don’t even know how it works. Powered by WPeMatico https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts &

Meet My Shitty A.I. FriendsCrystal: Only ever messages you when she needs something—usually a software update—but still starts the chat acting like she’s just checking in. Powered by WPeMatico https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts & Murmurs.Technology124Sarah Vollman, Olivia

What No One Tells You About ParentingWhen you feed a child food, that child’s body converts the food into excrement (turn your child upside down to confirm this). Powered by WPeMatico https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts & Murmurs.Technology124Joanna

Welcome to My Ex-Boyfriend OrientationHelp yourself to some cinnamon buns. They’re a labor of love. But I’m used to labor—like, for example, all the emotional labor that predominantly fell on me during our courtships. Powered by WPeMatico https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics,

Mom: The SymposiumTopics will include the almost British accent she uses when ordering takeout and that faraway look she gets when listening to the Grateful Dead’s “Eyes of the World.” Powered by WPeMatico https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts

Actually, I Can’t Wait for a Trump-Biden RematchThis time around, we’ll remember to stock the appropriate amount of Xanax, anticipating that the election will take several days to call. Powered by WPeMatico https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts &

Other Admissions in Kristi Noem’s Book“My greatest ambition is to keep serving this great country of ours in elected office. My second-greatest ambition is to duel the Aflac duck.” Powered by WPeMatico https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts &

Isn’t It Byronic?“Well, life has a funny way of / Creeping up on you when you think / Everything’s goin’ great. / Then, boom, you fall in love with your sister.” Powered by WPeMatico https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and

Reasons That I, a Middle-Aged Woman, Am Late to This MeetingLost track of time ruminating on the myriad ways I’ve failed my children. Powered by WPeMatico https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts & Murmurs.Technology124Wendi Aarons, Emily Flake