Humor / Satire from The Borowitz Report

Kevin McCarthy Fails Math for First Time Since High SchoolAfter it became clear that math had defeated him once more, the congressman could be heard muttering to himself, “Numbers . . . my old enemy.”https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and […]

Kari Lake Flips Out at 7-Eleven After Buying Losing Lottery TicketThe former anchorwoman accused the Cash Craze machine of being rigged against her and “riddled with fraud.”https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts & Murmurs.Technology124Andy Borowitz Powered by WPeMatico

Melania Wishes She Could Get Divorced Just by Thinking About ItMrs. Trump said that doing so would require “a lot more than having the idea in my head.”https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts & Murmurs.Technology124Andy Borowitz Powered by WPeMatico

Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Jewish Space Lasers of Trying to Shoot Down Santa“If you want to win the war on Christmas, first you take out the person who makes Christmas possible,” Greene said.https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts &

Out-of-Practice Trump Forgets to Strand Rally Crowd in Parking LotBlaming the failure to strand the rally crowd on “rustiness,” a member of Trump’s inner circle apologized for not delivering a signature feature of Trump rallies.https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and

Stefanik Solemnly Swears to Defend Trump from ConstitutionStefanik raised her right hand and rested her left on a first edition of “The Art of the Deal.”https://www.newyorker.com/feed/humorHumor, Satire, and CartoonsHumor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts & Murmurs.Technology124Andy Borowitz Powered by WPeMatico